Shanti’s Dispatches

i’ll be setting up one of these in LA when i get back to hollywood

these are hte over-compensating bitches

bitches be Captain Obvious when you see through they game

San Francisco: get yourself a college girl

america is so fucking pathetic. a nation full of mommy bitches smothering the kid’s shine

oh … and i never pay for my drinks anymore. people buy them for me left & ride, just so they can stand by my shine.

this might break me off even more than winehouse/valerie

sad little bitch tryin to pick me up on myspace.

here’s the whole thread …

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Me back to her:

i cast 100-foot shadows.

i sleep in churches roam with the vampires.

hate on me to my face i’ll fuckin genocide your whole crew.

im leavin your bitch ass towers flat with my section 8 egyption power vac.

intselegitz? tu doi?

ps. if you’re lucky i might let you snort coke off my cock, ya fat slut.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: *Helen*
Date: Apr 2, 2008 12:40 PM

lol im just laughing at you lol
nice picture :] pretty much says everything about ur personality!
i dont really think one persons opinion matters to me
have a nice sleep. maybe you might wake-up on the right side of bed tomoro? lets see ehh? lol
byesy bye! xxxxxx
—————– Original Message —————–
From: Shanti
Date: Apr 3, 2008 12:35 AM

no really.

go fuck around with some second-class sand monkeys.

you are not a card-carrying caravan member, bitch.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: *Helen*
Date: Apr 2, 2008 12:30 PM

hahahahahaha ;] xxx
—————– Original Message —————–
From: Shanti
Date: Apr 3, 2008 12:24 AM

your band is gay.

get the fuck off my myspace you fat slut.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: *Helen*
Date: Apr 1, 2008 5:06 AM

hey i know you dont know me but check out my band ..

www. myspace. com/ihauntwizards

:]

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-Now have a database of over 130 million people, growing at 800k/day

-In the past couple of months we’ve hired a VP of Business Development and 3 engineers

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Amazing Software Engineer (Employee #15)

Rapleaf (www.rapleaf.com) is a well-funded San Francisco startup. We gather publicly available information from the social web on hundreds of millions of people. Rapleaf has built the largest portable social graph is the world. We’re building the platform for thousands of applications.

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Note: this job is really hard. You’ll be working with some of the top search engineers in the world and they are going to expect that you kick ass. We’re doing things that no one has ever done before and solving problems that have been open for years.

Role:

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Location:

- Downtown San Francisco, CA (Mission and 3rd)

Perks:

- Good salary/stock compensation.

- Personal MacBook Pro or Windows based machine

- Medical insurance, 401k.

- Kitchen stocked with food

- Work with some of the smartest engineers

- contribute to the Rapleaf Dev blog (http://blog.rapleaf.com/dev/)

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