It’s More Fun to be an Anarchist

… but less fun defending yourself against charges of language bigotry.

Oh sweet, someone reads my blog!

Peaceful Dialog
Hippie

Starbucks-window Breaking Anarchist (even in the name of good fun)
Starbucks Anarchist

The analogy isn’t perfect, but taken to extremes this is what we’d have in the real world.

Do you care about winning converts?

No? Okay, that’s cool.

Do you want to have to defend yourself for being a Ruby (or Rails) Guy?

Let’s say you’re the Gandhi of fair trade protest. You organize massive swaths of people that come together and hope to make a difference on the issue, based on the merits of your argument and the justness of your cause. You believe that if you gathered enough people, lobbying power, etc. that you could honestly make a difference in this arena.

Then along comes a rival faction, wearing ski-masks, who at every junction when you’re about to have the spotlight, throw bricks through Starbucks windows and cause a huge ruckus doing their anarchist thing.

They totally steal all the attention away from your peaceful cause. Nay, they have hijacked your cause and now you can’t get a fair break from the media or general population.

You’re with fair trade? (Oh, one of those nut jobs …)

The Fear / Annoyance

I’m at a conference or industry event. I introduce myself and say that I’m a Rails developer.

Fellow Dev:  Ohhhh... You're with those asshats.
Me: 'Scuse meh?
Fellow Dev:  Yes, the language bigots.
Me: Oh, that's not me.
Fellow Dev:  Well okay, but that crew you roll with sure can be
   a bunch of arrogant assholes.  That's why I use Python.
Me: Well then...

I forsee this happening in the future, sadly.

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3 Responses to “It’s More Fun to be an Anarchist”

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Reg Braithwaite 

    Yes, I’ve certainly seen this: most of the Java programmers I know are nice, thoughtful people who learn other languages on the side. But for some reason, whenever I talk about dynamic languages on my weblog, people come out of the woodwork and accuse me of being an imbecile for not bowing down before the altar of automatic refactoring and auto-completion in my IDE!

    if I didn’t know any better, I’d think that _all_ Java folks were the bigots! But they aren’t. As usual, the people who are most vocal are the outliers in every respect.

    Including me.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Shanti A. Braford 

    Reg, a lot of diehard Java/C++ people get all worked up over dynamic languages. “They are not *real* languages” a co-woker once told me. That ticked me off a bit =)

    All to peace and love in the programming community. These flareups are fun but a protracted War would not be.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Reg Braithwaite 

    Don’t forget that the “Java diehards” are window-breaking anarchists too. We know that the Rails window-breakers don’t speak for us, so we shouldn’t assume that the Java window-breakers speak for all Java programmers either.


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