Shanti’s Dispatches

This is it. I’ve achieved Google zen.

One of my blog pages has achieved the #1 google ranking for hang your balls out there.

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Still need to work my way up to a #1 ranking from the #2 spot for whores fucking over on MSN. Note to MSN Search Guys: do you see any whores fucking on sablog.com? Because if you’ve secretly found some on here, somewhere, please let me know! I’d like to watch, seriously!

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