Top Ten Things I Should Write on My T-Shirt As My Halloween Costume
Friday, October 29th, 20041. “that guy”
2. “poor excuse for a halloween costume”
3. “this costume sucks”
3. “how much for a bj?”
4. “i paid less for my halloween costume than you”
5. “so, i hear phoenix girls are easy”
6. “this costume still sucks”
6. “wait a minute, this isn’t a costume, i just wrote some shit with a magic marker on this t-shirt”
7. “this costume still sucks. really.”
8. “who are all these people?”
9. “really, who are you?”
10. “Dick Cheney put a dead hooker in my hotel room”
backside: “I’m George W. Bush and I approved this message.”





