Shanti’s Dispatches

Trump better watch out. I’ve got a one-way plane ticket to NYC this Saturday, and hopefully I won’t be coming back home to St. Louis until I’ve found an apartment, job, hot trophy foreign model girlfriend, and all the other various trappings of a successful New York City life.

In all reality, I’ve got a few couches to crash on until I find a month-to-month sublet (furnished) on the big island somewhere. Then the clock starts ticking. I only have enough cash in my main bank account to last me about two months in NYC without external employment. My swiss bank account funds are tied up at present earning guaranteed 20% interested in a Nigerian Astronaut program, run by one very nice Bakare Tunde.

Anyway, I’ll need to get a job in New York to proceed with said master plan. If you know anyone who is hiring or who might be able to help out a midwestern boy who’s moving to the big city, please let me know: shantibraford (at) yahoo.com.
My Resume - PDF format
My Resume - Word 2000 format

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