Shanti’s Dispatches

We don’t get many random “commenters” in these parts. It seems a “girl” from Los Angeles questions my Law of the Universe #3947 that all girls that live in Los Angeles are either Evil or Confused. (most are just plain evil, I’m assuming). And, of course with any urban metropolis comprised of people from across the country, it doesn’t matter if they recently migrated here from another city.

I guess I should have said “single girl” in Los Angeles. If you are dating / married in LA (and a female), you are still most likely Evil and/or Confused but I wasn’t really talking about you when I wrote the original statement.

I’m issuing a challenge to LA women out there to find me a single girl in Los Angeles that is neither Evil nor Confused. I will be the sole judge. If you find me just one, the grand prize will be $100 or a date with me, whichever you prefer.

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