Shanti’s Dispatches

If you are out there on Google searching for “Andrew Engster” on dark evenings, wondering where he went all this time….

Know that we are here pouring out a little something something for the man.

His spirit burns on. His laughter reminds us of our humanity, and how freaking precious it is.

I apoligize to anyone I offended during the whole ‘emperor has no clothes’ fiasco. don’t go changin though. you and I are both so money that we make the world the crazy mixed up f’n place it is. it’d be pretty damn boring any other way.

Here’s the deal. The world needs people like you. Don’t go changin. Don’t fuckin do it. You’re money baby.

Life is one incredibly complicated inside joke. I feel all the time like saying “who are all of you people” and why don’t you get it?

Haters are gay.

i really hope no one somehow hacked into Popdex, but of course its always a possibility.

probably just a buggy bot, but I don’t know what changed out of the blue when I wasn’t even doing any new development.

anyone have the link to Dave Winer’s amazon wishlist?

Friendster is being gay and not working properly right now. I love you Friendster, don’t go changing on me. Don’t sell out to the man and become some multi-billion dollar corporation or some gay shit like that.

I was just at Best Buy and it was off the hizzy for shizzy.

Seriously, don’t go into that store, or any store really, in the next few days unless you have a line buddy that can stand there while you go shopping. (/end my blatantly obvious $.02 advice column/)

Yahoo! News - Michael Jackson Set to Party

“Most of Jackson’s large family was expected to be in attendance.” Ok, maybe its not technically dangling, but this could easily be misconstrued as saying he has fat relatives.

What is with these gay homosexual liberals who seem to be secretly rooting for Saddam? Like they want Saddam to win just to spite Bush. This is the guy (Saddam Hussein) who would be Hitler if he had the balls, will, way and means. But instead they find his bitch ass cowarding in a “spider hole” with a glock and some AK-47s, not firing a single shot.

Hang the fucker, I say.